A one-line joke about dress sizes can title a film

Evidence

After shopping for three identical dresses needed in three different sizes, I suggested that Candida call her movie One Size Fits All, and she did. The movie opens in a second-hand shop with me trying to fit the infamous slutty purple dress over my big boobs and Candida making a cameo in her own film, playing another customer, snatches the dress out from my hands and scolds, “It will never fit you!” Truth be told it was my overweight condition that made me turn down offers to have sex on screen from other directors. — Dolores DeLuce, Blow Jobs, 248