A failed rapist reclaimed his groceries after his victim screamed him off

Evidence

This went on for several visits until one day he showed up unannounced with the groceries and pot when Phil and Eddy were not home, and he tried to rape me again. I ran into my courtyard screaming bloody murder for all the neighbors to hear until he left. But before he did, he had the nerve to ask for his groceries back. — Dolores DeLuce, Blow Jobs, 141

Categorization

• CANDY: The absurd comic detail of asking for groceries back mid-rape-attempt is ghastly-funny in a way that lands anywhere.